me arriving late to your funeral
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Hang on, something is missing…
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
This is the best shirt
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
mistaking someone’s kindness for flirting
mistaking someone’s flirting for kindness
when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
did you mean: any topic?