I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
(via legit-humour)

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HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Hang on, something is missing…
That’s better
(via legit-humour)
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
(via legit-humour)

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
Yes
mistaking someone’s kindness for flirting
mistaking someone’s flirting for kindness
my life
(via mr-derp-herpin)
when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
did you mean: any topic?
(via motherfuckingsquirtle)