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Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]

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omg-humor:

Your reservation in hell has been confirmed!omg-humor.tumblr.com

omg-humor:

Your reservation in hell has been confirmed!
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advice-animal:

The Hills Have Gashttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

The Hills Have Gas
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advice-animal:

If CO2 Was A Visible Gashttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

If CO2 Was A Visible Gas
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kanyewesticle:

Me

kanyewesticle:

Me

oaky76:

atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

Alfred Pennyworth, the master of witty retorts

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gang0fwolves:

kimmyameli:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

Imagine being high as fuck and seeing that car go by.

gang0fwolves:

kimmyameli:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

Imagine being high as fuck and seeing that car go by.

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

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slutrollins:

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howdareyouwhackofftomyogiue:

the smootch at the end kills meyou don’t know romance until you’ve watched gozilla (2014)

howdareyouwhackofftomyogiue:

the smootch at the end kills me

you don’t know romance until you’ve watched gozilla (2014)

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archiemcphee:

We aren’t sure how it happened, but Godzilla appears to have gotten stuck while walking through the gardens of Tokyo Midtown. He’s only visible from about the waist up (Godzilla has a waist, right?) along with a portion of his tail. But at 6.6 meters (~22 feet) tall, he’s still an awesome sight to behold, even more so at night when the lights and smoke machines turn on. And then the spikes on back light up as well, as though a surge of electricity is traveling down them. So awesome!

This statue was built to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the original Godzilla as well as the Japanese release of the new Godzilla film. The King of the Monsters will be stuck in this Tokyo Midtown park until the end of August. So if you’ve ever wanted to give him a hug, now’s your chance.

Photos 1-3 by Héctor García, 4-6 by Zan Woo.

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