oh my god if you type a word into wiki answers they put related questions over pictures of thoughtful people i am dying
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these
and then theres the time i was i possessed
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
making friends with someone who turns out to be awful
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman