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knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

knightofbreath:

TINY WORKING COMPUTER

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bluejg:

lustt-and-luxury:

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

Black is better

❤️

bluejg:

lustt-and-luxury:

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

Black is better

❤️

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nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

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bitchesaloud:

bitchesaloud:

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stuff-and-shenanigans:

becks28nz:

Peter Capaldi Interview : Sunday Telegraph

(Ruther)

Mmm, delicious.

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super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

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srsfunny:

Flying Spaghetti Monster Popularity Is Risinghttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Flying Spaghetti Monster Popularity Is Rising
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